how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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