Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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