it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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