she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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