My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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