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• (312): View more from Illinois

  The maid of honor just puked.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  those are such fre$h shoes

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  going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.

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  tell her thanks so much

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  He's going to be my graduation present to myself.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe

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