Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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