I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
if only i could text you this smell
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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