champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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