the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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