I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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