He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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