R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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