SEEEEXXX PLEASE
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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