Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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