Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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