I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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