Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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