Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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