i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
How naked do you want me to be?
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