put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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