I hate all girls vehemently.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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