you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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