...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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