you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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