i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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