i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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