I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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