Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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