We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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