Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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