Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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