They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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