Say something about gay babies.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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