He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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