i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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