I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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