All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Sacagawea was the original milf.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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