I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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