Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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