I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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