I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
