just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
sex in a hospital.. check
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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