So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
