You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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