I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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