SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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