no. you can't hotbox the world.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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