I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You took a bar mat shot.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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