Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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