Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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