Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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