Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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