fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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