I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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